I Studied The Blade – T shirt

£12.00£17.00

Congratulations on your “I survived a yoga retreat” sticker—really groundbreaking stuff. Meanwhile, I studied the blade, forging my soul in the crucible of steel and questionable anime marathons. You think mindfulness is deep? Try contemplating the perfect angle for a clean cut while dodging life’s curveballs. This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a warning label…

Description

Congratulations on your “I survived a yoga retreat” sticker—really groundbreaking stuff. Meanwhile, I studied the blade, forging my soul in the crucible of steel and questionable anime marathons. You think mindfulness is deep? Try contemplating the perfect angle for a clean cut while dodging life’s curveballs. This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a warning label for anyone who thinks they can out-edge me. Step up with a spork, and I’ll show you why I’m the sharpest tool in the shed. The world’s dull enough—be the blade.
 
Product features

– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

 

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Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.4023.7025.00
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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