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Scoops Ahoy – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a job so dorky it’s now your personality, you cone-dropping clown! This gem’s comfier than a freezer crash and punchier than your “ahoy, mateys” yell—perfect for wearing while you scoop imaginary sundaes and dodge Demogorgons in your delusions. Slip it on and…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a job so dorky it’s now your personality, you cone-dropping clown! This gem’s comfier than a freezer crash and punchier than your “ahoy, mateys” yell—perfect for wearing while you scoop imaginary sundaes and dodge Demogorgons in your delusions. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your sailor stripes—because “Scoops Ahoy” isn’t just a uniform, it’s a cry for relevance, you retro-rejecting rascal! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m iconic” louder than your sigh over spilled sprinkles. Snag this sassy slab and strut your scoop swagger—because you’re not just a wannabe, you’re the Ahoy ass, you sundae-slinging sucker!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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