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Im Not Perverted Just Italian T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Behold the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your smug little shield for when “appreciating beauty” gets you a side-eye instead of a smile, you mozzarella-munching maestro! This masterpiece stacks “IM NOT” up top like a weak denial, “PERVERTED” in the middle like it’s daring you to prove it, and “JUST ITALIAN” below with…
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Behold the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your smug little shield for when “appreciating beauty” gets you a side-eye instead of a smile, you mozzarella-munching maestro! This masterpiece stacks “IM NOT” up top like a weak denial, “PERVERTED” in the middle like it’s daring you to prove it, and “JUST ITALIAN” below with green and red flair—like the flag’s here to bail you out of every awkward wink. Slip it on and strut through the pizzeria, claiming your loud “Bellissima!” is cultural, not creepy—good luck selling that to the waitress who’s already dialing HR! It’s softer than your dreams of Sophia Loren and cheekier than your uncle’s limoncello breath, perfect for turning stereotypes into style points. Grab this gritty gem and wave your Italian card—because nothing says “innocent” like a shirt yelling your alibi, you pasta-powered provocateur!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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