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Im Not Perverted Just Italian T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say arrivederci to shame with the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your loudmouth lifeline for when your “romantic” vibe gets mistaken for a restraining order, you cannoli-crunching Casanova! With “IM NOT” teetering up top, “PERVERTED” flexing in the center, and “JUST ITALIAN” chilling at the bottom—framed by green and red flag swag—this shirt’s…
Description
Say arrivederci to shame with the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your loudmouth lifeline for when your “romantic” vibe gets mistaken for a restraining order, you cannoli-crunching Casanova! With “IM NOT” teetering up top, “PERVERTED” flexing in the center, and “JUST ITALIAN” chilling at the bottom—framed by green and red flag swag—this shirt’s basically your lawyer shouting “He’s Mediterranean, not a menace!” Wear it to the beach and watch the lifeguard debate whether your serenading is sweet or a felony—spoiler: it’s neither, it’s just you being extra with a side of spaghetti. It’s cozier than your aunt’s overbearing hugs and sassier than your cousin’s Vespa revving, perfect for blaming every leer on your DNA. Snag this textured triumph and let Italy take the fall—because you’re not a perv, you’re just passionate, you olive-oiled operator!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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