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Im Not Perverted Just Italian T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Meet the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your loud-and-proud excuse for every eyebrow-raising comment you’ve ever made, you pasta-pounding playboy! With “IM NOT” stacked up top, “PERVERTED” hogging the middle, and “JUST ITALIAN” lounging below—all in gritty black letters framed by green and red flag flair—this shirt’s basically a wearable alibi for your…
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Meet the “IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN” T-shirt, your loud-and-proud excuse for every eyebrow-raising comment you’ve ever made, you pasta-pounding playboy! With “IM NOT” stacked up top, “PERVERTED” hogging the middle, and “JUST ITALIAN” lounging below—all in gritty black letters framed by green and red flag flair—this shirt’s basically a wearable alibi for your nonna-approved charm. Slip it on and watch your buddies snicker as you explain that pinching cheeks and kissing hands is “cultural,” not creepy—sure, buddy, keep telling yourself that while the cops eye your Vespa! It’s softer than your garlic bread obsession and sassier than your tiramisu tantrums, perfect for dodging judgment with a wink and a meatball. Grab this cheeky masterpiece and strut your heritage—because being Italian’s just a fancy way to say “too sexy for jail,” you saucy stereotype!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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