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I’M NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say ciao to the “I’M NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt”, your cotton alibi for when your “appreciative glance” gets you glares instead of grins, you pasta-pinching playboy! This shirt’s softer than your Nonna’s hugs and sassier than your “it’s cultural” excuse—perfect for wearing while you wink at the barista and swear it’s just your…
Description
Say ciao to the “I’M NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt”, your cotton alibi for when your “appreciative glance” gets you glares instead of grins, you pasta-pinching playboy! This shirt’s softer than your Nonna’s hugs and sassier than your “it’s cultural” excuse—perfect for wearing while you wink at the barista and swear it’s just your Mediterranean charm. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a Roman god—because nothing says “innocent” like blaming your heritage for every leer, you garlic-gobbling goof! It’s the ultimate jab at stereotypes, stitched with enough snark to make a gondola blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your Italian-ness—because you’re not a perv, you’re just passionately Italian, you saucy scamp!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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