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IM NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Feast your eyes on the “I’M NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt”, your sarcastic shield for when “Ciao, bella” lands you in hot water instead of hot dates, you espresso-eyed eccentric! This gem’s comfier than your Vespa seat and punchier than your “it’s in my blood” defense—perfect for wearing while you ogle gelato girls and insist…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “I’M NOT PERVERTED JUST ITALIAN T-shirt”, your sarcastic shield for when “Ciao, bella” lands you in hot water instead of hot dates, you espresso-eyed eccentric! This gem’s comfier than your Vespa seat and punchier than your “it’s in my blood” defense—perfect for wearing while you ogle gelato girls and insist it’s a cultural salute. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “not perverted” plea—because “just Italian” excuses everything from hand gestures to staring, you mozzarella-munching menace! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m misunderstood” louder than your tiramisu tantrum. Snag this sassy slab and strut your heritage—because you’re not creepy, you’re Italianly irresistible, you olive-oiled opportunist!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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