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ABANDON ALL HOPE – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a life where every day’s a funeral for your dreams, you sorrow-slinging showoff! This gem’s comfier than your “why bother?” nap and punchier than your “it’s all trash” rant—perfect for wearing while you scroll bad news and nod like it’s your…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a life where every day’s a funeral for your dreams, you sorrow-slinging showoff! This gem’s comfier than your “why bother?” nap and punchier than your “it’s all trash” rant—perfect for wearing while you scroll bad news and nod like it’s your anthem. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “hope’s dead” swagger—because “abandon” means you’ve yeeted joy into the abyss, you chaos-craving clown! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m out” louder than your groan at a Monday meeting. Snag this sassy slab and strut your slump—because you’re not just bleak, you’re bleakly badass, you despair-dancing diva!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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