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cousin greg – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “uhh, hi” to the “cousin greg T-shirt”, your cotton crown for when you’re the family screw-up who somehow stumbles into the spotlight, you bumbling boardroom bozo! This shirt’s softer than Greg’s nervous sweat and sassier than your “I’m just here” stammer—perfect for wearing while you trip over your own ambition and spill coffee…
Description
Say “uhh, hi” to the “cousin greg T-shirt”, your cotton crown for when you’re the family screw-up who somehow stumbles into the spotlight, you bumbling boardroom bozo! This shirt’s softer than Greg’s nervous sweat and sassier than your “I’m just here” stammer—perfect for wearing while you trip over your own ambition and spill coffee on a billion-dollar deal. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like Succession’s favorite punching bag—because “cousin greg” means you’re one awkward nod from chaos, you nepotism-nabbing nitwit! It’s the ultimate jab at your own ineptitude, stitched with enough snark to make Kendall cringe. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your weird—because you’re not just a cousin, you’re Greg-level gawky, you succession-sabotaging sap!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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