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Make America Rake Again – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
“Make America Rake Again” is the rallying cry for those who believe chaos begins with a single rogue leaf. Why bother with complex solutions when you can just rake your way to glory? Every swoosh of the tines is a middle finger to disorder, a bold stand against nature’s audacity to shed. Forget bridges or…
Description
“Make America Rake Again” is the rallying cry for those who believe chaos begins with a single rogue leaf. Why bother with complex solutions when you can just rake your way to glory? Every swoosh of the tines is a middle finger to disorder, a bold stand against nature’s audacity to shed. Forget bridges or healthcare—our true destiny lies in perfectly manicured lawns that scream, “I have my life together!” Grab your rake and join the revolution, because nothing says “I’m thriving” like sweating over a pile of foliage. Let’s make America the envy of every suburban dad, one obsessive sweep at a time.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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