Mall Jesus Saves T-Shirts

Oh, you discount disciple—the “Mall Jesus Saves” T-shirt is your ticket to redemption at 50% off, you holy hotshot! This gem’s cozier than a Cinnabon and perfect for wearing to the food court while you pray for a sale at Forever 21—multitasking at its finest. Imagine the scene: you’re sipping a slushie, preaching to the mannequins, and pretending you’re not broke—classic! It’s the ultimate mashup of faith and mall-rat vibes, served with a smirk. Slip it on and shop your sins away, you budget-savvy savior!