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Merry Rizzmas – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, Merry Rizzmas, you suave little snowflake! While you’re out there slinging charm like it’s discounted wrapping paper, the rest of us are just trying to untangle our Christmas lights and our self-esteem. This shirt isn’t just a festive flex; it’s a warning to all the grinches that your rizz is operating at peak holiday…
Description
Oh, Merry Rizzmas, you suave little snowflake! While you’re out there slinging charm like it’s discounted wrapping paper, the rest of us are just trying to untangle our Christmas lights and our self-esteem. This shirt isn’t just a festive flex; it’s a warning to all the grinches that your rizz is operating at peak holiday havoc. Wear it, wink at someone in a hideous sweater, and watch them question their entire life. Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got this much game? Just don’t trip over the tinsel on your way to stealing hearts.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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