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Mexicans Ain’t Going Nowhere – T shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Sorry, Karen, but Mexicans ain’t packing up anytime soon—our lease on this planet’s been paid in full with interest, tears, and a side of guac. You think a border’s gonna scare us off? We’ve been dodging obstacles since the Aztecs were stacking pyramids like it was Tetris. This shirt screams “try me” to anyone dumb…
Description
Sorry, Karen, but Mexicans ain’t packing up anytime soon—our lease on this planet’s been paid in full with interest, tears, and a side of guac. You think a border’s gonna scare us off? We’ve been dodging obstacles since the Aztecs were stacking pyramids like it was Tetris. This shirt screams “try me” to anyone dumb enough to think we’re leaving, because we’ve got more staying power than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving. We’re not just here; we’re here here, and we brought snacks. Suck it up, buttercup.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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