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Scoops Ahoy – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “ahoy, dweebs” to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton passport to a mall job so lame it’s now your whole identity, you ice-cream-slinging slacker! This shirt’s softer than Steve’s swoopy hair and sassier than your “I’d rock this” fantasy—perfect for wearing while you scoop air cones and flirt with your reflection in the…
Description
Say “ahoy, dweebs” to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton passport to a mall job so lame it’s now your whole identity, you ice-cream-slinging slacker! This shirt’s softer than Steve’s swoopy hair and sassier than your “I’d rock this” fantasy—perfect for wearing while you scoop air cones and flirt with your reflection in the fridge door. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a Hawkins has-been—because “Scoops Ahoy” means you’re one sailor hat away from a midlife crisis, you nautical nitwit! It’s the ultimate jab at your own nerdiness, stitched with enough snark to make Robin scoff. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your scoop saga—because you’re not just a fan, you’re the Scoops schmuck, you vanilla-voguing vagabond!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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