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Need Money For Porsche – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, you thought this shirt was a cry for help? Nah, it’s just my soul whispering its true desire: a Porsche to match my sparkling personality. I mean, walking is great for peasants, but I’m destined to glide through life at 200 mph. My bank account says “ramen for dinner,” but my heart screams “Porsche…
Description
Oh, you thought this shirt was a cry for help? Nah, it’s just my soul whispering its true desire: a Porsche to match my sparkling personality. I mean, walking is great for peasants, but I’m destined to glide through life at 200 mph. My bank account says “ramen for dinner,” but my heart screams “Porsche or bust!” Why settle for a sensible sedan when I could be turning heads and dodging speed traps? Donate to my cause, because dreams this shiny don’t come cheap.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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