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Need Money For Porsche – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
This shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a public service announcement that my life lacks a Porsche-shaped hole. I’ve tried filling it with coffee and existential dread, but only 911 horsepower will do. My piggy bank’s on life support, so I’m outsourcing my financial planning to kind strangers. Imagine me, wind in my hair, waving from a…
Description
This shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a public service announcement that my life lacks a Porsche-shaped hole. I’ve tried filling it with coffee and existential dread, but only 911 horsepower will do. My piggy bank’s on life support, so I’m outsourcing my financial planning to kind strangers. Imagine me, wind in my hair, waving from a sleek convertible—doesn’t that warm your heart? I’m not greedy; I just want to live my best life at a top speed of “sorry, officer.” Help a dreamer out, won’t you?
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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