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Nobody Knows – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Nobody knows how I’ve survived this long when my decision-making skills rival a raccoon picking through trash at 3 a.m. I’ve turned procrastination into an art form, mastered the panic nap, and still manage to show up fashionably late with a smirk that says, “I meant to do that.” It’s a cosmic joke—gravity should’ve claimed…
Description
Nobody knows how I’ve survived this long when my decision-making skills rival a raccoon picking through trash at 3 a.m. I’ve turned procrastination into an art form, mastered the panic nap, and still manage to show up fashionably late with a smirk that says, “I meant to do that.” It’s a cosmic joke—gravity should’ve claimed me years ago, yet here I am, defying logic and laundry day in equal measure. Experts are baffled, my mom’s given up, and I’m just over here sipping lukewarm coffee like a champ. Nobody knows the secret, and I’m keeping it that way—wear this shirt and join the mystery club.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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