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Nobody Knows – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Nobody knows why I’m still employed when my resume’s a mix of “winging it” and “faking it ‘til Friday.” I’ve turned coffee spills into performance art, answered emails with memes, and somehow convinced my boss I’m indispensable despite my desk looking like a tornado’s lovechild. It’s a miracle—or maybe a glitch in the matrix—that I…
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Nobody knows why I’m still employed when my resume’s a mix of “winging it” and “faking it ‘til Friday.” I’ve turned coffee spills into performance art, answered emails with memes, and somehow convinced my boss I’m indispensable despite my desk looking like a tornado’s lovechild. It’s a miracle—or maybe a glitch in the matrix—that I haven’t been fired or arrested for impersonating a functional adult. Nobody knows how I pull it off, least of all me, but I’m rocking this shirt like it’s a Nobel Prize for chaos. Keep ‘em guessing; it’s my superpower. The truth? There’s no truth—just vibes.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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