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Back and Body Hurts – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “ow, my everything” to the “Back and Body Hurts T-shirt”, your cotton cry for when you’re a walking ache and too stubborn to sit down, you creak-cranking crank! This shirt’s softer than your last good stretch and sassier than your “I’m fine” groan—perfect for wearing while you hobble through life and glare at…
Description
Say “ow, my everything” to the “Back and Body Hurts T-shirt”, your cotton cry for when you’re a walking ache and too stubborn to sit down, you creak-cranking crank! This shirt’s softer than your last good stretch and sassier than your “I’m fine” groan—perfect for wearing while you hobble through life and glare at stairs like they’re the enemy. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a martyr of misery—because “back and body hurts” means you’re one sneeze from collapse, you pain-parading pro! It’s the ultimate jab at your own frailty, stitched with enough snark to make a chiropractor chuckle. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your woes—because you’re not just sore, you’re spectacularly stiff, you ache-embracing ass!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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