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Peanut Butter Box Is Here – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Gather ‘round, peasants, for the Peanut Butter Box has arrived, and it’s basically the canine equivalent of winning the lottery! I’m out here popping champagne—or at least a jar lid—while the dog spins in circles like it’s auditioning for a circus. This isn’t just a package; it’s a cultural event, a sticky-fingered revolution that’s got…
Description
Gather ‘round, peasants, for the Peanut Butter Box has arrived, and it’s basically the canine equivalent of winning the lottery! I’m out here popping champagne—or at least a jar lid—while the dog spins in circles like it’s auditioning for a circus. This isn’t just a package; it’s a cultural event, a sticky-fingered revolution that’s got me questioning my life choices. Should I frame it? Eat it? Bathe in it? The possibilities are endless, and the t-shirt proves I’m a visionary who saw the chaos coming. Wear it loud, wear it proud—because nothing says “I’m a mess” like pledging your soul to a box of spreadable gold.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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