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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Math gave us PEMDAS, but life gave us Aunt Sally—the real reason “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” exists. She’s the queen of showing up with a casserole that’s 90% mayonnaise and 10% mystery, then demanding you guess the recipe. Her perfume’s so strong it could knock out a linebacker, and her stories about “the…
Description
Math gave us PEMDAS, but life gave us Aunt Sally—the real reason “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” exists. She’s the queen of showing up with a casserole that’s 90% mayonnaise and 10% mystery, then demanding you guess the recipe. Her perfume’s so strong it could knock out a linebacker, and her stories about “the good old days” are longer than a CVS receipt. We excuse her because she’s got a heart of gold buried under 17 layers of passive-aggressive guilt trips. This shirt’s your badge of honor for enduring her annual “surprise” visits that aren’t surprising anymore. Sally’s a force, and you’re just collateral damage.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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