Your cart is currently empty!
Protect Our National Parks – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, bless your heart for wearing this “Protect Our National Parks” tee—because nothing screams “I care about nature” like a $20 cotton billboard you’ll wear twice before it’s demoted to gym rag status. Meanwhile, the parks are out there dodging budget cuts, invasive species, and influencers who think “leave no trace” means “don’t get caught.”…
Description
Oh, bless your heart for wearing this “Protect Our National Parks” tee—because nothing screams “I care about nature” like a $20 cotton billboard you’ll wear twice before it’s demoted to gym rag status. Meanwhile, the parks are out there dodging budget cuts, invasive species, and influencers who think “leave no trace” means “don’t get caught.” You’re basically a superhero in sarcastic font, saving Yosemite one snarky quip at a time. Never mind the irony of mass-producing tees while trees get the axe—literally. At least you’ll look edgy sipping your overpriced latte, pretending you’ve hiked more than the mall parking lot. Conservation’s never been so chic—or so hypocritical.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|
Related products
Mountain Golfer – Tshirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Godzilla’s Urban Reign – Tshirt
£12.00 – £17.00
I Told Ya – Tshirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Wish You Were Here – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Crow’s Wingspan – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.