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Reading Is Sexy – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
This “Reading Is Sexy” t-shirt is your VIP pass to the elite club of people who think “beach read” is an insult. While the masses drool over abs and tans, you’re out here making googly eyes at a thesaurus and calling it foreplay. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a neon sign that says, “I’d rather…
Description
This “Reading Is Sexy” t-shirt is your VIP pass to the elite club of people who think “beach read” is an insult. While the masses drool over abs and tans, you’re out here making googly eyes at a thesaurus and calling it foreplay. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a neon sign that says, “I’d rather cuddle with Kafka than you, but thanks for trying.” Watch jaws drop as you saunter by, radiating the raw charisma of someone who’s climaxed at the end of a 600-page saga. Romance? Please. Your soulmate’s name is probably “Hardcover,” and it’s a torrid affair.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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