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Scoops Ahoy – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Bow down to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re channeling a Hawkins heartthrob but stuck in a loser’s reality, you sherbet-shoveling sham! This gem’s comfier than a brain-freeze nap and edgier than your “I’m a sailor” grunt—perfect for wearing while you sling scoops in your head and trip over your…
Description
Bow down to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re channeling a Hawkins heartthrob but stuck in a loser’s reality, you sherbet-shoveling sham! This gem’s comfier than a brain-freeze nap and edgier than your “I’m a sailor” grunt—perfect for wearing while you sling scoops in your head and trip over your own shoelaces. Slip it on and watch your squad smirk as you flex your “ahoy” aura—because “Scoops Ahoy” isn’t a job, it’s a plea for cool points, you stripe-sporting sucker! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m legendary” louder than your whine over a melted cone. Snag this cheeky champ and strut your scoop story—because you’re not just a fanboy, you’re the Scoops stooge, you mall-moping moron!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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