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Scoops Ahoy – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say “ahoy, losers” to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton ticket to reliving the lamest mall gig that somehow became a cultural flex, you ice-cream-slinging impostor! This shirt’s softer than Steve’s hair and sassier than your “I’d scoop too” daydream—perfect for wearing while you dish out air cones and flirt with shadows in your…
Description
Say “ahoy, losers” to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton ticket to reliving the lamest mall gig that somehow became a cultural flex, you ice-cream-slinging impostor! This shirt’s softer than Steve’s hair and sassier than your “I’d scoop too” daydream—perfect for wearing while you dish out air cones and flirt with shadows in your basement. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a Hawkins hero—because nothing says “cool” like a sailor suit from the ‘80s, you nautical nerd! It’s the ultimate jab at your own geekery, stitched with enough snark to make Robin snort. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your scoop shame—because you’re not just a fan, you’re the Scoops sap, you vanilla-voyaging vagrant!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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