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Scoops Ahoy T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Say ahoy to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton ticket to pretending you’re a Hawkins heartthrob instead of a couch potato with brain freeze, you ice-cream-slinging imposter! This shirt’s softer than Steve Harrington’s luscious locks and sassier than your “I’d totally scoop too” delusion—perfect for wearing while you serve air cones and flirt with…
Description
Say ahoy to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your cotton ticket to pretending you’re a Hawkins heartthrob instead of a couch potato with brain freeze, you ice-cream-slinging imposter! This shirt’s softer than Steve Harrington’s luscious locks and sassier than your “I’d totally scoop too” delusion—perfect for wearing while you serve air cones and flirt with nobody in your mom’s basement. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a sailor on shore leave—because nothing says “cool” like a fake mall gig from the ‘80s, you nautical nerd! It’s the ultimate jab at your own dorkiness, stitched with enough snark to make Robin roll her eyes. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your scoop dreams—because you’re not just a fan, you’re the Scoops flop, you vanilla vagabond!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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