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Happy Ending Near Me – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Bow down to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re on a mission for mirth and too loud to care, you joy-jonesing joker! This gem’s comfier than your “almost there” nap and edgier than your “any minute now” taunt—perfect for wearing while you eye every “open late” sign and…
Description
Bow down to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re on a mission for mirth and too loud to care, you joy-jonesing joker! This gem’s comfier than your “almost there” nap and edgier than your “any minute now” taunt—perfect for wearing while you eye every “open late” sign and smirk like you’ve cracked the code. Slip it on and watch your squad smirk as you flex your “happy ending” hustle—because “near me” means you’re too impatient for far-off fun, you thrill-thumping thug! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m ready” louder than your giggle at a “massage” ad. Snag this cheeky champ and strut your scheme—because you’re not just cheeky, you’re happily hilarious, you bliss-begging bandit!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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