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Shit Show Advisor – T shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Welcome to the Shit Show Advisor club, where this t-shirt is your membership card to a life of glorious pandemonium. I didn’t choose this role; the universe saw my knack for untangling messes and said, “Yeah, she’s our guy.” Draped in this cotton masterpiece, I’m ready to tackle tantrums, tech fails, and that one coworker…
Description
Welcome to the Shit Show Advisor club, where this t-shirt is your membership card to a life of glorious pandemonium. I didn’t choose this role; the universe saw my knack for untangling messes and said, “Yeah, she’s our guy.” Draped in this cotton masterpiece, I’m ready to tackle tantrums, tech fails, and that one coworker who microwaves fish. My expertise? Turning trainwrecks into teachable moments while muttering “I’m too old for this” under my breath. Slip it on and embrace your destiny as the guru of goofs. Spoiler: there’s no retirement plan, just more glitter to sweep up.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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