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Shit Show Advisor – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
This Shit Show Advisor t-shirt is my superhero cape, minus the ability to fly away from life’s endless calamities. I’ve logged hours refereeing chaos, from family feuds to Wi-Fi outages that threaten world peace. Why wear it? Because someone’s got to steer the clown car when the wheels fall off, and I’ve got the best…
Description
This Shit Show Advisor t-shirt is my superhero cape, minus the ability to fly away from life’s endless calamities. I’ve logged hours refereeing chaos, from family feuds to Wi-Fi outages that threaten world peace. Why wear it? Because someone’s got to steer the clown car when the wheels fall off, and I’ve got the best one-liners for the ride. My resume includes defusing drama and pretending I know what I’m doing—skills you can’t unlearn. Rock this tee and let everyone know you’re the sage of screw-ups. Bonus points: it’s machine-washable, unlike my patience.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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