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Shrimps Are Bugs – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Bow down to the “Shrimps Are Bugs T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re over the shrimp hype and ready to call them what they are, you sea-bug-slaying skeptic! This gem’s comfier than your “no thanks” sprawl and edgier than your “they’re roaches with tails” quip—perfect for wearing while you smirk at shrimp lovers…
Description
Bow down to the “Shrimps Are Bugs T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when you’re over the shrimp hype and ready to call them what they are, you sea-bug-slaying skeptic! This gem’s comfier than your “no thanks” sprawl and edgier than your “they’re roaches with tails” quip—perfect for wearing while you smirk at shrimp lovers and sip your superiority like a fine wine. Slip it on and watch your friends choke as you flex your “shrimps are bugs” truth—because “bugs” means you’ve ruined their appetizer forever, you shellfish-shredding shark! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “wake up” louder than your laugh at their disgust. Snag this cheeky champ and strut your stance—because you’re not just eating, you’re exposing, you shrimp-spurning smartass!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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