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Stop Being Poor T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Stop Being Poor T-shirt”, your snarky shortcut to riches—or at least the illusion of them, you coupon-clipping king! This shirt’s softer than your dreams of a yacht and punchier than your “I’ll pay you back next week” promises—perfect for wearing while you haggle over a $2 taco like it’s Wall…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Stop Being Poor T-shirt”, your snarky shortcut to riches—or at least the illusion of them, you coupon-clipping king! This shirt’s softer than your dreams of a yacht and punchier than your “I’ll pay you back next week” promises—perfect for wearing while you haggle over a $2 taco like it’s Wall Street. Slip it on and watch your friends laugh as you strut past the ATM like it’s optional—because apparently, poverty’s just a vibe you can opt out of, you delusional diva! It’s the ultimate roast of your sad savings account, wrapped in cotton so cozy you’ll forget you’re one bill away from disaster. Get this hilarious hunk and wear your broke-ness like a crown—because who needs a 401k when you’ve got sass, you cashless conqueror!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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