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Make America Florida – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Make America Florida T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a land of sunburns, sinkholes, and zero chill, you chaos-craving cracker! This gem’s comfier than a beach bum’s nap and punchier than your “let’s annex the Keys” rant—perfect for wearing while you guzzle citrus and yeet manners out the window. Slip…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Make America Florida T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a land of sunburns, sinkholes, and zero chill, you chaos-craving cracker! This gem’s comfier than a beach bum’s nap and punchier than your “let’s annex the Keys” rant—perfect for wearing while you guzzle citrus and yeet manners out the window. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “Florida” fervor—because “Make America Florida” means every day’s a headline waiting to happen, you mayhem-munching maniac! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “hold my beer” louder than your laugh at a python hunt. Snag this sassy slab and strut your swamp—because you’re not just American, you’re Florida-freaky, you humidity-humping hooligan!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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