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Scoops Ahoy – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your bold cotton badge for pretending you’re a mall rat stud instead of a couch potato flop, you scoop-serving showoff! This shirt’s softer than your Rocky Road regrets and snappier than your “ladies love me” lie—perfect for wearing while you twirl a spoon and wink at nobody in…
Description
Welcome to the “Scoops Ahoy T-shirt”, your bold cotton badge for pretending you’re a mall rat stud instead of a couch potato flop, you scoop-serving showoff! This shirt’s softer than your Rocky Road regrets and snappier than your “ladies love me” lie—perfect for wearing while you twirl a spoon and wink at nobody in the mirror. Slip it on and watch your pals flinch as you swagger like Steve on a good hair day—because “Scoops Ahoy” means you’re one scoop away from a midlife crisis, you polyester-pining punk! It’s the ultimate roast of your own hype, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll scoop in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your mall myth—because you’re not just nostalgic, you’re Scoops-obsessed, you ice-cream-idling idiot!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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