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The Happy Ending Near Me – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your bold cotton beacon for when you’re chasing bliss and dodging judgment like a pro, you saucy seeker! This shirt’s softer than your “no questions” nod and snappier than your “found it” boast—perfect for wearing while you lurk near strip malls and play dumb when the…
Description
Welcome to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your bold cotton beacon for when you’re chasing bliss and dodging judgment like a pro, you saucy seeker! This shirt’s softer than your “no questions” nod and snappier than your “found it” boast—perfect for wearing while you lurk near strip malls and play dumb when the cops cruise by. Slip it on and watch your pals flinch as you swagger like a happy-ending hero—because “near me” means you’re one block from euphoria, you glee-grabbing gremlin! It’s the ultimate roast of discretion, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll hunt in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your whimsy—because you’re not just daring, you’re delightfully desperate, you end-chasing eccentric!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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