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ABANDON ALL HOPE – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Bow down to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when your soul’s a black hole and you’re the star of the show, you ruin-reveling renegade! This gem’s comfier than your existential sprawl and edgier than your “life’s a joke” quip—perfect for wearing while you dodge smiles and smirk at the chaos…
Description
Bow down to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your snarky shield for when your soul’s a black hole and you’re the star of the show, you ruin-reveling renegade! This gem’s comfier than your existential sprawl and edgier than your “life’s a joke” quip—perfect for wearing while you dodge smiles and smirk at the chaos like it’s your pet. Slip it on and watch your squad smirk as you flaunt your “hope’s gone” flair—because “abandon” means you’re too savage for salvation, you misery-marching monarch! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “deal with it” louder than your cackle at a flat tire. Snag this cheeky champ and strut your spiral—because you’re not just grim, you’re grimly grand, you doom-dishing dynamo!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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