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Shrimp Jesus – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “holy crustacean” to the “Shrimp Jesus T-shirt”, your cotton creed for the only savior who’d bless your shrimp scampi over Sunday mass, you seafood-saint stan! This shirt’s softer than a prawn nap and sassier than your “he’s my shrimp lord” flex—perfect for wearing while you dunk shrimp in butter and pray for a…
Description
Say “holy crustacean” to the “Shrimp Jesus T-shirt”, your cotton creed for the only savior who’d bless your shrimp scampi over Sunday mass, you seafood-saint stan! This shirt’s softer than a prawn nap and sassier than your “he’s my shrimp lord” flex—perfect for wearing while you dunk shrimp in butter and pray for a bigger catch. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a disciple of the deep—because “Shrimp Jesus” means you’re one tail away from a sermon, you prawn-preaching prankster! It’s the ultimate jab at sacred silliness, stitched with enough snark to make a fisherman flounder. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your faith—because you’re not just saved, you’re shrimp-saved, you aquatic apostle!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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