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Blizzard Warning – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Welcome to the “Blizzard Warning T-shirt”, your sarcastic shield for when nature turns your town into a giant Slurpee and you’re the straw, you ice-bound idiot! This gem’s comfier than your cocoon of despair and punchier than your “I hate snowplows” growl—perfect for wearing while you stockpile soup and glare at the whiteout like…
Description
Welcome to the “Blizzard Warning T-shirt”, your sarcastic shield for when nature turns your town into a giant Slurpee and you’re the straw, you ice-bound idiot! This gem’s comfier than your cocoon of despair and punchier than your “I hate snowplows” growl—perfect for wearing while you stockpile soup and glare at the whiteout like it owes you a vacation. Slip it on and watch your friends cackle as you flex your “survival swagger”—because “blizzard warning” isn’t just a heads-up, it’s your excuse to hibernate ‘til April, you wintry whiner! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “send a rescue” louder than your teeth chattering through a power outage. Snag this sassy slab and strut your storm scorn—because you’re not just weathering it, you’re warning the blizzard back, you frosty fighter!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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