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Vibrant 5K Rush – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
5K running—because nothing screams “I’m thriving” like voluntarily wheezing through 3.1 miles while strangers cheer like you’re not dying inside. I signed up for this torture sesh thinking it’d make me hot, but now I’m just hot, sweaty, and plotting revenge on my alarm clock. Look at me, a gazelle in spirit, a wheezing potato…
Description
5K running—because nothing screams “I’m thriving” like voluntarily wheezing through 3.1 miles while strangers cheer like you’re not dying inside. I signed up for this torture sesh thinking it’d make me hot, but now I’m just hot, sweaty, and plotting revenge on my alarm clock. Look at me, a gazelle in spirit, a wheezing potato in reality—truly living the dream one shin splint at a time. This shirt’s my medal, since the real one’s probably a sticker and a banana I’ll drop mid-bite. I trained for weeks, or at least thought about it while eating tacos—same diff, right? Everyone’s all “you’ve got this,” but my lungs are screaming “we’re filing for divorce.” Wear this loud, ‘cause 5K runners are sexy masochists who pay to suffer—cheers to us. Next time, I’m running to the fridge; it’s shorter.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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