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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Why hit the gym when your mom is my cardio? I’m racking up steps dodging her “just checking in” ambushes, curling my fists when she critiques my life choices, and plank-ing under the weight of her expectations. My resting heart rate’s a myth—she’s got me in fight-or-flight mode daily. She’s the drill sergeant I didn’t…
Description
Why hit the gym when your mom is my cardio? I’m racking up steps dodging her “just checking in” ambushes, curling my fists when she critiques my life choices, and plank-ing under the weight of her expectations. My resting heart rate’s a myth—she’s got me in fight-or-flight mode daily. She’s the drill sergeant I didn’t hire, yelling “faster!” while I flee her matchmaking schemes. I’m basically a fitness influencer now, sponsored by chaos and caffeine. Your mom’s a workout I can’t unsubscribe from.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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