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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Forget Peloton; I’ve got the ultimate fitness plan courtesy of your mom. She’s got me sprinting to the phone every time she “just needs to chat” for 45 minutes about her neighbor’s cat. My endurance is next-level from dodging her wild hugs that smell like Bengay and regret. I’m pretty sure chasing her around the…
Description
Forget Peloton; I’ve got the ultimate fitness plan courtesy of your mom. She’s got me sprinting to the phone every time she “just needs to chat” for 45 minutes about her neighbor’s cat. My endurance is next-level from dodging her wild hugs that smell like Bengay and regret. I’m pretty sure chasing her around the bingo hall counts as interval training—those jackpot screams hit my cardio zone hard. She’s my personal trainer, my chaos coach, and my reason for needing Advil daily. Your mom’s my cardio, and I’m shredded in all the wrong places.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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