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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
I don’t need a StairMaster when I’ve got your mom turning every Tuesday into a triathlon of chaos. She’s got me jogging to keep up with her gossip, lunging to grab the remote before she picks another reality show, and squatting to lift her “just one more” Costco impulse buys. My heart rate’s through the…
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I don’t need a StairMaster when I’ve got your mom turning every Tuesday into a triathlon of chaos. She’s got me jogging to keep up with her gossip, lunging to grab the remote before she picks another reality show, and squatting to lift her “just one more” Costco impulse buys. My heart rate’s through the roof every time she says, “Let’s make cookies!” like it’s not a three-hour flour-dusted hostage situation. Gym rats wish they had this kind of stamina—I’m basically CrossFit certified now. Your mom’s my cardio, and I’m too exhausted to flex about it. Send help—or donuts.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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