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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Who needs a treadmill when your mom’s got me running laps around her drama? I’m burning calories dodging her “helpful” advice and power-walking away from her latest pyramid scheme pitch. My pulse hits peak cardio when she insists on showing me her interpretive dance moves in the living room—think jazz hands meets existential crisis. I’m…
Description
Who needs a treadmill when your mom’s got me running laps around her drama? I’m burning calories dodging her “helpful” advice and power-walking away from her latest pyramid scheme pitch. My pulse hits peak cardio when she insists on showing me her interpretive dance moves in the living room—think jazz hands meets existential crisis. I’m basically a fitness influencer now, thanks to her endless quests for matching velour tracksuits. Your mom’s my cardio, and I’m one “let’s reorganize the garage” away from a gold medal in survival. Someone get me a protein shake.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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