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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Step aside, fitness buffs—your mom’s my secret weapon for staying ripped. I’m getting my cardio in every time she drags me to the mall for “just one thing” that turns into a six-hour odyssey. My heart’s racing faster than a Zumba class on Red Bull when she decides to haggle over a $2 scarf like…
Description
Step aside, fitness buffs—your mom’s my secret weapon for staying ripped. I’m getting my cardio in every time she drags me to the mall for “just one thing” that turns into a six-hour odyssey. My heart’s racing faster than a Zumba class on Red Bull when she decides to haggle over a $2 scarf like it’s the deal of the century. I’ve got quads of steel from climbing over her hoard of craft supplies just to find the couch. Your mom’s my cardio, and I’m basically a Spartan warrior now—someone cue the victory montage.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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