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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Listen, I don’t need no fancy Peloton—your mom is my cardio, and she’s a one-woman fitness empire. I’m jogging away from her unsolicited advice, squatting under the pressure of her “when are you settling down” rants, and doing burpees every time she tries to set me up with her neighbor’s kid. My Fitbit’s like, “Bro,…
Description
Listen, I don’t need no fancy Peloton—your mom is my cardio, and she’s a one-woman fitness empire. I’m jogging away from her unsolicited advice, squatting under the pressure of her “when are you settling down” rants, and doing burpees every time she tries to set me up with her neighbor’s kid. My Fitbit’s like, “Bro, you’re crushing it!”—yeah, thanks to her nonstop nagging. She’s got my pulse racing faster than a Black Friday sale. I’m shredded, emotionally and physically. Your mom’s a legend, but I’m the one paying the price.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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