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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Who needs a StairMaster when your mom is my cardio? I’m climbing the walls every time she “just pops by” unannounced, sprinting to the fridge to hide the snacks she’d judge, and deadlifting my dignity after she asks why I’m still single. My cardio’s on point—pulse racing, palms sweaty, knees weak, mom’s spaghetti-level chaos. She’s…
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Who needs a StairMaster when your mom is my cardio? I’m climbing the walls every time she “just pops by” unannounced, sprinting to the fridge to hide the snacks she’d judge, and deadlifting my dignity after she asks why I’m still single. My cardio’s on point—pulse racing, palms sweaty, knees weak, mom’s spaghetti-level chaos. She’s the ultimate fitness coach, pushing me to my limits with every “I’m not mad, just disappointed” glare. I’m basically an Olympian now. Gold medal in survival, please.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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